It’s Tuesday. There are 379 days until the presidential election and TWO WEEKS until this year’s elections. Trump vs. Michael Cohen, kicking off the NBA season with courage and Republicans try their hardest to do the bare minimum.
It’s Monday. There are 380 days until the presidential election and 15 DAYS until this year’s elections. Clowns are still driving into that clown car pile-up, orange lips sink ships and Trump never met Sidney Powell lolol.
Happy Friday! There are 383 days until the presidential election and 18 days until the 2023 elections. Gym won’t stop can’t stop being awful, a very special birthday and Dark Brandon addresses the nation.
It’s Thursday. There are 384 days until the presidential election and 19 days until the 2023 elections. House Republicans really hate each other and America, the Kraken pleads guilty lolol and Biden from the Oval tonight.
It’s Wednesday. There are 385 days until the presidential election and there are 20 days until the 2023 elections. We still ain’t got no speaker, laughing our asses off at RFK fans and Biden lands in Israel.
It’s Tuesday. There are 386 days until the presidential election. Trump gets kinda gagged, a broken House votes for speaker and Biden is heading to Israel.
It’s Monday. There are 387 days until the presidential election. Biden condemns unspeakable evil, waiting to see if Trump gets gagged and Dark Brandon posts a massive fundraising number.
Happy Friday! There are 390 days until the presidential election. The GOP dumpster fire burns hotter, Fetterman steps up (in a few ways) and Israel orders mass evacuations.
It’s Thursday. There are 391 days until the presidential election. The Secretary of State lands in Israel, why we have to win in Virginia and Trump praises evil (again).
It’s Wednesday. There are 392 days until the presidential election. George Santos might be in trouble, Gym Jordan might be a creep and Biden speaks.
It’s Tuesday. There are 393 days until the presidential election. A hilarious backfire in Wisconsin, a nut falls very far from the Kennedy tree and Dark Brandon leads.
There are 394 days until the presidential election. TBS is not publishing a full edition today in observance of Indigenous Peoples’ Day. But we felt like we should cuss about what’s happening in the Middle East.
