Happy Friday! There are 395 days until the presidential election. House Democrats (probably) pick up a seat, loose (orange) lips sink ships and HOLY FREAKING CRAP look at that jobs report!
It’s Thursday. There are 396 days until the presidential election. Kevin the Loser’s last cowardly act, Letitia James has had enough and more lol’ing at DeSantis.
It’s Wednesday. There are 397 days until the presidential election. Trump FINALLY gets gagged, celebrating a new US Senator and bracing for the alarm.
It’s Tuesday. There are 398 days until the presidential election. Brandon breaks through on Medicare, Trump REALLY hates the US military and waiting to see if Kevin is cooked.
It’s Monday. There are 399 days until the presidential election. Trump goes on trial, Matt Gaetz is coming for Cavin’ Kevin (or vice versa) and Democrats save the economy again.
Happy Friday! There are 402 days until the presidential election. Joe Biden defends democracy (again), get out the shutdown clocks and a giant in the Senate dies.
It’s Thursday. There are 403 days until the presidential election. Republicans REALLY hate the military, Judge Chutkan says too bad orangey and it’s time for that stupid effing impeachment crap.
It’s Wednesday. There are 404 days until the presidential election. Biden makes history, Trump fakes history and the shutdown shitshow somehow gets dumber.
It’s Tuesday. There are 405 days until the presidential election. Republicans stay on the shutdown train, Senate Democrats start to call out corruption and Dark Brandon heads to Michigan.
Happy Friday! There are 409 days until the presidential election. EARLY VOTING STARTS TODAY IN VIRGINIA!!! Biden goes after medical debt, the GOP gives Zelensky the finger and House Republicans give up and go home.
It’s Thursday. There are 410 days until the presidential election. The Joint Chiefs are finally getting a new chairman, America says eff impeachment and Republicans really love Putin.
It’s Wednesday. There are 411 days until the presidential election. Dark Brandon keeps going after gun violence, another big election night and seriously House Republicans suck at this.
