It’s Wednesday. There are 306 days until the presidential election. Racist a-holes take a victory lap, Biden gears up to take on Trump and Texas REALLY hates women.
It’s Tuesday. There are 307 days until the presidential election. WaPo loses its good reporter, laughing our asses off at outraged Trumpers and a lot of workers just got a raise.
Happy Friday! There are 311 days until the presidential election. Another state says Trump can’t run, Lauren Boebert is running scared (and stupid) and a heartwarming holiday message from the Orange Assfaced Grinch.
Happy Friday! There are 326 days until the presidential election. SCOTUS (shockingly) lets a gun ban stand, the weakest apologies you’ll ever hear (and reject) and yet another favor Trump did for Putin.
It’s Thursday. There are 327 days until the presidential election. The Fed says there ain’t no recession, Republicans do something really stupid (even for them) and Bidenomics kicks ass.
It’s Wednesday. There are 328 days until the presidential election. New York is getting new maps, Republicans push ahead with their silly BS (for real this time) and SCOTUS reminds us how effing dangerous and awful they really are.
It’s Tuesday. There are 329 days until the presidential election. Jack Smith asks SCOTUS if Trump is a king, the end of Rudy Giuliani(?) and the Marjorie Greene party moves to impeach.
It’s Monday. There are 330 days until the presidential election. Trump is a big orange chicken, Republicans go full traitor for Putin and Elon is somehow worse than we thought (and we already hated that dude).
Happy Friday! There are 333 days until the presidential election. Texas REALLY hates women, Hunter Biden gets hit with more charges and another kick-ass jobs report.
It’s Thursday. There are 334 days until the presidential election. A big day for fake electors, Senate Republicans help Putin (again) and Kevin somebody is leaving Congress.
It’s Wednesday. There are 335 days until the presidential election. MAGA Mike hearts insurrectionists, Tuberville surrenders and Trump promises to be a dictator. Seriously.
It’s Tuesday. There are 336 days until the presidential election. Bernie opposes Israel funding, Liz Cheney starts making us nervous and please don’t give George Santos money.
