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2.26.24 Nice try

2.26.24 Nice try

It’s Monday. There are 252 days until the presidential election. Clarence Thomas manages to shock us again, Trump’s got some problems and hell no Republicans don’t actually support IVF.

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2.23.24 Here we go again

2.23.24 Here we go again

Happy Friday! There are 255 days until the presidential election. Tennessee goes after gay marriage, Democrats start to step up on Republicans’ Russia love and Dean Phillps is the actual effing worst.

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Sam Youngman
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2.22.24 Can’t stop won’t stop

2.22.24 Can’t stop won’t stop

It’s Thursday. There are 256 days until the presidential election. Alabama starts learning about repercussions for batcrap crazy, MAGA Mike even creeps out Republicans and the House GOP is a treasonous mess.

Adam Parkhomenko
Sam Youngman
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2.21.24 Russia, Russia, Russia

2.21.24 Russia, Russia, Russia

It’s Wednesday. There are 257 days until the presidential election. Petey Navarro might be in more trouble, Republicans run a Californian in Wisconsin and Russia, Russia, Russia is behind the Dark Brandon impeachment.

Adam Parkhomenko
Sam Youngman
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2.20.24 Hooray

2.20.24 Hooray

It’s Tuesday. There are 258 days until the presidential election. Alabama somehow gets scarier, Trump wants a national abortion ban (duh) and democracy returns to Wisconsin.

Adam Parkhomenko
Sam Youngman
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2.16.24 When is the apology?

2.16.24 When is the apology?

Happy Friday! There are 262 days until the presidential election. More hot GOP vs. GOP action, Donald Trump’s buddy murders Navalny and Republicans impeachment BS goes (fart noise).

Adam Parkhomenko
Sam Youngman
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2.15.24 Lock this dude up

2.15.24 Lock this dude up

It’s Thursday. There are 263 days until the presidential election. America has a very (bloody) American day, House Republicans go on vacation and that Matt Gaetz seems like a really gross dude.

Adam Parkhomenko
Sam Youngman
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2.14.24 A dang good night for the blue team

2.14.24 A dang good night for the blue team

It’s Wednesday. Happy Valentine’s Day. There are 264 days until the presidential election. A bunch of pathetic losers impeach somebody for no reason, Dark Brandon calls out Putin’s punks and a dang good night for the blue team (and America).

Adam Parkhomenko
Sam Youngman
Adam Parkhomenko, +1
2.13.24 Putin’s puppets

2.13.24 Putin’s puppets

It’s Tuesday. There are 265 days until the presidential election. Good news in Arizona, Republicans are working hard for Putin and for the love of all that’s holy let’s please win that Santos seat tonight.

Adam Parkhomenko
Sam Youngman
Adam Parkhomenko, +1
2.12.24 Joe Biden gets Nikki Haley’s back

2.12.24 Joe Biden gets Nikki Haley’s back

It’s Monday. There are 266 days until the presidential election. More health issues for SecDef, Orangey says he’ll encourage Russia to attack our NATO allies and Joe Biden gets Nikki Haley’s back.

Adam Parkhomenko
Sam Youngman
Adam Parkhomenko, +1
2.9.24 Angry Dark Brandon

2.9.24 Angry Dark Brandon

Happy Friday! There are 269 days until the presidential election. SCOTUS is a JOKUS, House Republicans are pro-coup and Dark Biden is pissed.

Adam Parkhomenko
Sam Youngman
Adam Parkhomenko, +1
2.8.24 Now do Dean

2.8.24 Now do Dean

It’s Thursday. There are 270 days until the presidential election. A Dark Brandon opponent drops out, third-party scaries and waiting to see if SCOTUS protects an insurrectionist a-hole.

Adam Parkhomenko
Sam Youngman
Adam Parkhomenko, +1
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