It’s Thursday. There are 327 days until the presidential election. The Fed says there ain’t no recession, Republicans do something really stupid (even for them) and Bidenomics kicks ass.
It’s Wednesday. There are 328 days until the presidential election. New York is getting new maps, Republicans push ahead with their silly BS (for real this time) and SCOTUS reminds us how effing dangerous and awful they really are.
It’s Tuesday. There are 329 days until the presidential election. Jack Smith asks SCOTUS if Trump is a king, the end of Rudy Giuliani(?) and the Marjorie Greene party moves to impeach.
It’s Monday. There are 330 days until the presidential election. Trump is a big orange chicken, Republicans go full traitor for Putin and Elon is somehow worse than we thought (and we already hated that dude).
Happy Friday! There are 333 days until the presidential election. Texas REALLY hates women, Hunter Biden gets hit with more charges and another kick-ass jobs report.
It’s Thursday. There are 334 days until the presidential election. A big day for fake electors, Senate Republicans help Putin (again) and Kevin somebody is leaving Congress.
It’s Wednesday. There are 335 days until the presidential election. MAGA Mike hearts insurrectionists, Tuberville surrenders and Trump promises to be a dictator. Seriously.
It’s Tuesday. There are 336 days until the presidential election. Bernie opposes Israel funding, Liz Cheney starts making us nervous and please don’t give George Santos money.
It’s Monday. There are 337 days until the presidential election. Republicans have almost defeated Ukraine, Jared is back and back to being dirty and the not-so-final word on George Santos.
Happy Friday. There are 340 days until the presidential election. Healthcare comes to North Carolina, Senate Judiciary finally does something about a corrupt SCOTUS and MAGA Mike backs Santos.
It’s Thursday. There are 341 days until the presidential election. Find out time comes to Arizona, Elon Musk is really losing it and the world says goodbye to a monster.
It’s Wednesday. There are 342 days until the presidential election. Liz Cheney spills the beans, House Republicans become the Hunted and saying farewell to an American angel.