It’s Wednesday. There are 229 days until the general election. Fox don’t want to talk about Mike Pence, Dark Brandon makes nice with Nikki Haley fans and we know what we have to do in Ohio.
It’s Tuesday. There are 230 days until the general election. Trump ain’t got the dough, a farewell and eff off to Petey Navarro and the Jan. 6 campaign.
It’s Monday. There are 231 days until the general election. Trump’s “bloodbath” weekend, Team Biden posts another huge number and the vice president makes an important visit.
Happy Friday! There are 241 days until the general election. You’ll never guess who’s back, Dark Brandon rises at the SOTU and Joey Jobs puts up another huge jobs report.
It’s Thursday. There are 242 days until the general election. Democrats keep the government open again, Dan Phillips drops out and getting ready for Dark Brandon’s SOTU.
It’s Wednesday. There are 243 days until the general election. Dark Brandon puts up a big fundraising number, Elon Musk continues to be human garbage and no more Nikki.
It’s (SUPER) Tuesday. There are 244 days until the general election. A traitor thanks his SCOTUS, Biden calls out a “loser” again and Trump keeps talking like Hitler, which is a bad thing.
It’s Monday. There are 245 days until the presidential election. Republicans plan a ‘Department of Life,’ waiting for SCOTUS to screw us and a HUGE week in American politics.
It’s Thursday. There are 248 days until the general election. Dark Brandon’s border curveball, Republicans love them some Alabama crazy and Trump brags about overturning Roe some more.
It’s Thursday. There are 249 days until the general election. Trump ain’t got the money, House Republicans have another stupid day and a corrupt SCOTUS screws us.
It’s Wednesday. There are 250 days until the general election. Republicans show their true colors on IVF, Republicans are back on their shutdown BS and let’s talk about Michigan.
It’s Tuesday. There are 251 days until the general election. New York wants to gag Trump, Republicans’ Russian friend has to stay in jail and hoping like crazy that Biden is right about a ceasefire.
