It’s Tuesday. There are 293 days until the presidential election. The last day to sign up for Obamacare, Dark Brandon posts a massive fundraising number and the Iowa winner heads to his rape trial.
Happy Friday! There are 297 days until the presidential election. Ohio shocks us and doesn’t jail a woman for a miscarriage, Republicans abandon Ukraine and that shutdown is looking more likely than ever.
It’s Thursday. There are 298 days until the presidential election. Hunter Biden goes on offense, some great Obamacare news and another threat of Trumpian violence.
It’s Wednesday. There are 299 days until the presidential election. The VP visits Georgia, Trump threatens to kill us with laughter (or just kill us) and Virginia makes the good kind of history.
It’s Tuesday. There are 300 days until the presidential election. Trump is rooting for the economy to crash, Joe Biden steps up in South Carolina and a big day in court.
It’s Monday. There are 301 days until the presidential election. Dark Brandon steps up to defend democracy from Trump, we might not actually have a government shutdown and SCOTUS tells Idaho women to die.
Happy Friday! There are 304 days until the presidential election. Trump sends a message to SCOTUS, Republicans don’t give a crap about school shootings and Joey Jobs does it again.
It’s Thursday. There are 305 days until the presidential election. No Labels is full of crap, a scary morning at some state capitals and Trump took a whole lot of money from foreign governments.
It’s Wednesday. There are 306 days until the presidential election. Racist a-holes take a victory lap, Biden gears up to take on Trump and Texas REALLY hates women.
It’s Tuesday. There are 307 days until the presidential election. WaPo loses its good reporter, laughing our asses off at outraged Trumpers and a lot of workers just got a raise.
Happy Friday! There are 311 days until the presidential election. Another state says Trump can’t run, Lauren Boebert is running scared (and stupid) and a heartwarming holiday message from the Orange Assfaced Grinch.
Happy Friday! There are 326 days until the presidential election. SCOTUS (shockingly) lets a gun ban stand, the weakest apologies you’ll ever hear (and reject) and yet another favor Trump did for Putin.