It’s Wednesday. There are 160 days until the general election. Sam Alito lied again, Democrats figure out how to get Biden on the ballot in Ohio and crossing our fingers in New York.
It’s Tuesday. There are 161 days until the general election. A Trump trial is coming to an end, House Republicans hate cops and Biden-Harris doesn’t.
It’s Thursday. There are 166 days until the general election. Sam Alito REALLY hates America, AI goes right-wing and Trump reminds us he’s owned by Russia.
It’s Wednesday. There are 167 days until the general election. Louisiana loses its damn mind, Trump has a very very bad day and Biden-Harris go off on orangey’s nazi talk.
It’s Tuesday. There are 168 days until the general election. Another Trump company sucks butt, we cuss out a Democrat and Orangey does more nazi stuff.
It’s Monday. There are 169 (nice) days until the general election. Abortion will be on the ballot in Colorado, Biden reminds us why he and Trump aren’t the same and Sam Alito is basically Sean Hannity.
Happy Friday. There are 172 days until the general election. Dark Brandon goes dank, a word about House Republicans and our SCOTUS is basically the gosh dang QAnon Shaman.
It’s Thursday. There are173 days until the general election. We’ve got a debate schedule, SCOTUS does something not horrible and the economy is freaking rolling.
It’s Wednesday. There are 174 days until the general election. A sad update on a former president we actually love, Michael Cohen signals the end and let’s effing go in Maryland.
It’s Tuesday. There are 175 days until the general election. It was Melania all along, Andy Beshear talks abortion and some good-ish news out of Arizona.
It’s Monday. There are 176 days until the general election. Justice for the Pelosis, Clarence Thomas is a whiner (and a scumbag) and Michael Cohen takes the stand.
Happy Friday. There are 179 days until the general election. Dr. Feelgood is being investigated, two idiots fight about vaccines and a heartfelt thank you to Stormy.