It’s Monday. There are 141 days until the general election. Biden shines among the stars, the debate rules are set and the blue campaign is hitting hard.
Happy Friday. There are 144 days until the general election. Trump endorses Larry Hogan for Senate, Capitol Hill Republicans somehow get more pathetic and SCOTUS just killed more Americans.
It’s Thursday. There are 145 days until the general election. Big yawns as Republicans go after Merrick, Republicans are coming for IVF and holy crap SCOTUS did something not horrible.
It’s Wednesday. There are 146 days until the general election. Inflation is down again, Biden makes us proud and a reason to cheer in Ohio.
It’s Tuesday. There are 147 days until the general election. Sam Alito is freaking terrifying, crime is down (outside of the GOP) and Dark Brandon gets it done in Baltimore.
It’s Monday. There are 148 days until the general election. Orangey meets with his probation officer, Joe Biden makes us proud and belatedly celebrating a dirtbag going to the clink.
It’s Thursday. There are 152 days until the general election. Republicans are coming for birth control, Pennsylvania Republicans hate cops and Steve Bannon can rot (more than he already is).
It’s Wednesday. There are 153 days until the general election. New Jersey needs to elect this man, the Wall Street Journal smears the president and Trump wants to put everyone in jail.
It’s Tuesday. There are 154 days until the general election. Georgia ain’t happening before the election, a right-wing news organization launders cash and Biden sounds off.
It’s Monday. There are 155 days until the general election. Hunter Biden goes on trial, MAGA Mike Johnson makes clear SCOTUS is corrupt and Americans don’t want a felon president.
Happy Friday. There are 158 days until the general election. Another billionaire goes to work for Trump, John Roberts tells us all to eat crap and WOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!
It’s Thursday. There are 159 days until the general election. Elon and Trump team up to ruin America, Sam Alito tells us all to eff off and orangey used the n-word.
