It’s Wednesday. There are 201 days until the general election. SCOTUS loves Jan. 6 scum, the U.S. economy is on fire and House Republicans are having a hard time like always.
It’s Tuesday. There are 202 days until the general election. Trump snoozes through justice, Clarence Thomas goes missing and Dark Brandon pays his taxes.
It’s Monday. There are 203 days until the general election. Joementum is real, a tense weekend that doesn’t end with WWIII and a president goes on trial.
Happy Friday. There are 206 days until the general election. MAGA Mike kisses orange ass, a super important race in Wisconsin and Trump loves RFK.
It’s Thursday. There are 207 days until the general election. Arizona Republicans stay on their 1864 bullcrap, Trump wants states to punish doctors and MAGA Mike Johnson gets back to his insurrection act.
It’s Wednesday. There are 208 days until the general election. Lunatic RFK works with some lunatics, Trump is fine with what Arizona a-holes did and Biden identifies the biggest (orangest) threat to democracy.
It’s Tuesday. There are 209 days until the general election. Republicans run a psycho for Senate in Wisconsin, Trump vs. Lindsey in some abortion BS and the real reason RFK is running.
It’s Monday. There are 210 days until the general election. Trump promises favors to his billionaire buddies, let’s talk about that money race and the guy who ended Roe v. Wade.
Happy Friday! There are 213 days until the general election. RFK is really confused about Jan. 6, Biden in Baltimore and Joey Jobs does it again.
It’s Thursday. There are 214 days until the general election. A Trump QAnon idiot attacks the FBI (and it’s not Trump), Biden calls back the blue BS and it sure looks like Trump is actually going on trial.
It’s Wednesday. There are 215 days until the general election. Trump is a damn liar, Biden has some harsh words over World Central Kitchen and Dark Brandon hits hard over abortion.
It’s Tuesday. There are 216 days until the general election. Truth Social has a bad day, Biden heads to Baltimore Friday and the abortion rights battle is coming to Florida.