It’s Thursday. There are 242 days until the general election. Democrats keep the government open again, Dan Phillips drops out and getting ready for Dark Brandon’s SOTU.
It’s Wednesday. There are 243 days until the general election. Dark Brandon puts up a big fundraising number, Elon Musk continues to be human garbage and no more Nikki.
It’s (SUPER) Tuesday. There are 244 days until the general election. A traitor thanks his SCOTUS, Biden calls out a “loser” again and Trump keeps talking like Hitler, which is a bad thing.
It’s Monday. There are 245 days until the presidential election. Republicans plan a ‘Department of Life,’ waiting for SCOTUS to screw us and a HUGE week in American politics.
It’s Thursday. There are 248 days until the general election. Dark Brandon’s border curveball, Republicans love them some Alabama crazy and Trump brags about overturning Roe some more.
It’s Thursday. There are 249 days until the general election. Trump ain’t got the money, House Republicans have another stupid day and a corrupt SCOTUS screws us.
It’s Wednesday. There are 250 days until the general election. Republicans show their true colors on IVF, Republicans are back on their shutdown BS and let’s talk about Michigan.
It’s Tuesday. There are 251 days until the general election. New York wants to gag Trump, Republicans’ Russian friend has to stay in jail and hoping like crazy that Biden is right about a ceasefire.
It’s Monday. There are 252 days until the presidential election. Clarence Thomas manages to shock us again, Trump’s got some problems and hell no Republicans don’t actually support IVF.
Happy Friday! There are 255 days until the presidential election. Tennessee goes after gay marriage, Democrats start to step up on Republicans’ Russia love and Dean Phillps is the actual effing worst.
It’s Thursday. There are 256 days until the presidential election. Alabama starts learning about repercussions for batcrap crazy, MAGA Mike even creeps out Republicans and the House GOP is a treasonous mess.
It’s Wednesday. There are 257 days until the presidential election. Petey Navarro might be in more trouble, Republicans run a Californian in Wisconsin and Russia, Russia, Russia is behind the Dark Brandon impeachment.