It’s Thursday. There are 180 days until the general election. Biden gets tough with Bibi, MAGA Mike survives Marge and Georgia pisses us off.
It’s Wednesday. There are 181 days until the general election. Rikers is ready for Trump, House Republicans plan to interfere with investigations and “Judge” Cannon screws us all.
It’s Tuesday. There are 182 days until the general election. A Republican actually does the right thing, the White House ain’t cool with dog killers and Orangey gets a big ol’ surprise.
It’s Monday. There are 183 days until the general election. Biden pauses arms to Israel, Republicans don’t do election results anymore and Trump is really flirting with jail.
Happy Friday. There are 186 days until the general election. The Biden economy keeps rolling, Kristi Noem is not good at politics and congratulations to Nancy Pelosi.
It’s Thursday. There are 187 days until the general election. Arizona finally does the right thing, two years since we found out Roe was going down and Trump won’t accept the election results unless he wins.
It’s Wednesday. There are 188 days until the general election. America gets cooler about weed, Fox is afraid of Hunter and Florida gets seriously effed up.
It’s Tuesday. There are 189 days until the general election. Hunter Biden is suing Fox News, orangey is held in contempt and Trump’s REALLY scary abortion plans.
It’s Monday. There are 190 days until the general election. Trump freaks out over RFK Jr., Republicans murder puppies and laughing at Kari Lake.
Happy Friday! There are 193 days until the general election. SCOTUS has totally lost it, the New York Whines can’t stop whining and Washington kisses its own butt.
It’s Thursday. There are 194 days until the general election. Aid is headed to Ukraine, Trump argues he is actually a king and Arizona indictments, baby!
It’s Wednesday. There are 195 days until the general election. Biden takes the abortion fight to Florida, Tennessee Republicans lose their minds and the Secret Service tries to figure out how to do jail duty.
