It’s Thursday. There are 277 days until the presidential election. Another news org craps out, Republicans keep saying the quiet part out loud and the Fed declares a good economy.
It’s Wednesday. There are 278 days until the presidential election. Trump donors are paying for a crapload of legal bills, waiting for a judge to end the orange empire and Dark Brandon ain’t playing around.
It’s Tuesday. There are 279 days until the presidential election. Pennsylvania steps up for abortion rights, Republicans go forward with their impeachment joke and Elon somehow gets scarier.
It’s Monday. There are 280 days until the presidential election. Ready for the next Trump verdict, House Republicans get back on their impeachment BS and a giant THANK YOU to a courageous woman.
Happy Friday! There are 283 days until the presidential election. Peter Navarro has a bad day, the real reason Gaetz hated McCarthy and Republicans really want a civil war.
It’s Thursday. There are 284 days until the presidential election. The Biden economy keeps rolling, Trump threatens GOP donors and the most horrifying post-Roe story we’ve read yet.
It’s Wednesday. There are 285 days until the presidential election. Done with Dan (or was it Dean?), Nikki Haley vows to fight on and things are getting scary in Texas. Again.
It’s Tuesday. There are 286 days until the presidential primary. New Hampshire speaks, SCOTUS narrowly avoids murdering more migrants and Democrats come out swinging on Roe.
It’s Monday. There are 287 days until the presidential election. Nikki questions Trump’s marbles, a fascist shuts down the press and it’s a good time to talk about abortion rights.
Happy Friday! There are 290 days until the presidential election. Democrats keep the government running again, a new poll out for the Santos seat and Trump serves up some of that racism that Nikki Haley says doesn’t exist.
It’s Thursday. There are 291 days until the presidential election. Republicans don’t want a border deal, Trump wants FULL IMMUNITY and Democrats go on offense on abortion rights.
It’s Wednesday. There are 292 days until the presidential election. Roger Stone might finally see some time in the barrel, Republicans give up on debating and sending love to E. Jean.