It’s Monday. There are 351 days until the presidential election. The GOP sure loves them some Jan. 6 violence, Trump promises to “finish the job once and for all” and America loses an angel.
Happy Friday! There are 354 days until the presidential election (did we get that right?). Tennessee has lost its dang mind, Trump wanted to join the J6ers and eating all the popcorn for George Santos.
It’s Thursday. There are 356 days until the presidential election. We have not yet begun to really hate Joe Manchin’s guts, Nevada tests the idea of better late than never and Biden does some good and normal president stuff.
It’s Wednesday. There are 357 days until the presidential election. George Santos might be in real trouble, a crack in Tuberville’s treason and Democrats bail out the dumbasses — again.
It’s Tuesday. There are 358 days until the presidential election. SCOTUS is a JOKUS on ethics, good news on inflation and wondering if MAGA Mike will beg Democrats for help.
It’s Monday. There are 359 days until the presidential election. Taking a moment to cuss Joe Manchin, taking a moment to laugh at Tim Scott and taking a moment to remember our fallen.
It’s Thursday. There are 363 days until the presidential election. The GOP tries to defund the vice freaking president, James Comer might be a hypocritical scumbag and Biden heads to Illinois for a victory lap.
It’s Wednesday. There are 364 days until the presidential election. Dark Brandon hits a big judicial milestone, a broken SCOTUS might not kill more women and Republicans NEVER SHOULD’VE MESSED WITH AMERICAN WOMEN’S RIGHTS.
It’s Tuesday. Today is Election Day. There is ONE YEAR until the presidential election. A deranged orange ass makes a deranged orange ass of himself in court, getting ready for a shutdown — again, and a poll to make us feel better.
It’s Monday. There are 366 days until the presidential election and TOMORROW IS ELECTION DAY!!!. Some polls scare us poopless, wondering if SCOTUS will kill more women and Orangey takes the stand.
Happy Friday! There are 369 (nice) days until the presidential election. George Santos might be a bad person, House Republicans play sick games with a world on fire and Biden heads to Maine.
It’s Thursday. There are 370 days until the presidential election and FIVE FREAKING DAYS until this year’s elections. Even Republicans hate Tommy Tuberville, George Santos survives and America loses a warrior for healthcare.