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11.9.23 Go Joe!

It’s Thursday. There are 363 days until the presidential election. The GOP tries to defund the vice freaking president, James Comer might be a hypocritical scumbag and Biden heads to Illinois for a victory lap.

Adam Parkhomenko, +1

Nov 08, 2023

11.8.23 Don’t f**k with women

It’s Wednesday. There are 364 days until the presidential election. Dark Brandon hits a big judicial milestone, a broken SCOTUS might not kill more women and Republicans NEVER SHOULD’VE MESSED WITH AMERICAN WOMEN’S RIGHTS.

Adam Parkhomenko, +1

Nov 07, 2023

11.7.23 Seems guilty to us

It’s Tuesday. Today is Election Day. There is ONE YEAR until the presidential election. A deranged orange ass makes a deranged orange ass of himself in court, getting ready for a shutdown — again, and a poll to make us feel better.

Adam Parkhomenko, +1

Nov 06, 2023

11.6.23 A case of the Mondays

It’s Monday. There are 366 days until the presidential election and TOMORROW IS ELECTION DAY!!!. Some polls scare us poopless, wondering if SCOTUS will kill more women and Orangey takes the stand.

Adam Parkhomenko, +1

Nov 03, 2023

11.3.23 Biden heads to Maine

Happy Friday! There are 369 (nice) days until the presidential election. George Santos might be a bad person, House Republicans play sick games with a world on fire and Biden heads to Maine.

Adam Parkhomenko, +1

Nov 02, 2023

11.2.23 Santos stays

It’s Thursday. There are 370 days until the presidential election and FIVE FREAKING DAYS until this year’s elections. Even Republicans hate Tommy Tuberville, George Santos survives and America loses a warrior for healthcare.

Adam Parkhomenko, +1

Nov 01, 2023

11.1.23 About damn time

It’s Wednesday. There are 371 days until the presidential election and SIX FREAKING DAYS until this year’s elections. We finally have an ambassador to Israel, sorting through the bullcrap in Ohio and MAGA Mike tries to run up the debt some more.

Adam Parkhomenko, +1

Oct 31, 2023

10.31.23 It’s a Halloween miracle!

It’s Tuesday. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! There are 372 days until the presidential election and ONE WEEK until this year’s elections. More violence from a Jan. 6er, the press finally notices Trump’s age and lunacy and Republicans love tax cheats more than Israel.

Adam Parkhomenko, +1

Oct 30, 2023

10.30.23 UAWinning

It’s Monday. There are 373 days until the presidential election and EIGHT DAYS until this year’s elections. The UAW (and Biden) wins big, Republicans try to get rid of those pesky voters and Trump gets gagged again.

Adam Parkhomenko, +1

Oct 27, 2023

10.27.23 A Golden moment

Happy Friday! There are 376 days until the presidential election and 10 DAYS until this year’s elections. Georgia has to draw new maps, the new Speaker is REALLY scary and a congressman sees the (really freaking obvious) light.

Adam Parkhomenko, +1

Oct 26, 2023

10.26.23 This is America

It’s Thursday. There are 377 days until the presidential election. Trump has a tantrum, evil in Maine and don’t touch the economy or you’ll burn your fingers.

Adam Parkhomenko, +1

Oct 25, 2023

10.25.23 Half-flip

It’s Wednesday. There are 378 days until the presidential election and 13 DAYS until this year’s elections. Meadows finally finds some truth, Georgia pisses us off and Trump’s next coup is almost complete.

Adam Parkhomenko, +1

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