It’s Tuesday. There are 412 days until the presidential election. A HUGE move in Pennsylvania, Trump vs. the UAW and the GOP is a G-O-Damn mess.
It’s Monday. There are 413 days until the presidential election. Texas is corrupt as all hell, worried about a hollow victory in Alabama and Trump blows kisses to his Proud Boys.
Happy Friday! There are 416 days until the presidential election. The Senate finally notices Elon’s treason, Republicans promise a shutdown and Zelensky heads to DC.
It’s Thursday. There are 417 days until the presidential election. Meet the Press meets the worst president ever, Dreamers get screwed again and Kevin McCarthy ain’t too good at this.
It’s Wednesday. There are 418 days until the presidential election. Joe Manchin and his GOP friends make kids poorer, Wisconsin Republicans are scared and Trump is running the impeachment BS.
It’s Tuesday. There are 419 days until the presidential election. Yet another court tells Alabama to quit being so racist, Marjorie calls for secession (seriously) and the Jan. 6 a-holes prepare to impeach a real president.
It’s Monday. There are 420 (nice) days until the presidential election. An incompetent doofus says farewell, the White House press embarrasses itself again and rooting for Nancy Pelosi.
Happy Friday! There are 423 days until the presidential election. Peter Navarro has a hilariously bad day, Fani Willis tells Gym Jordan to stick it and Republicans know they effed up.
It’s Thursday. There are 424 days until the presidential election. Elon Musk is literally sabotaging Ukraine, DeSantis loves terrorists and wishing Peter Navarro a very bad day.
It’s Wednesday. There are 425 days until the presidential election. Mitch McConnell is totally fine, a Proud Boy becomes a Prison Boy and fighting fuckery in Wisconsin.
It’s Tuesday. There are 426 days until the presidential election. An a-hole gets impeached in Texas, Elon Musk seems to have a real problem with Jewish people and sending love to FLOTUS.
Happy Friday! There are 430 days until the presidential election. Proud Boys going to proud prison, Joey Jobs keeps rolling and getting ready for our new favorite show.
