Happy Friday! There are 473 days until the presidential election. Summer heats up in Georgia, a Trump appointee is convicted of attacking the Capitol and the VP goes to Florida to take a stand.
It’s Thursday. There are 474 days until the presidential election. Republicans heart penis pics, the GOP invites a deranged antisemite to testify and something pretty darn important we missed yesterday.
It’s Wednesday. There are 475 days until the presidential election. Accountability comes to Michigan, E. Jean Carroll beats Trump again and the scandal the press doesn’t care about.
It’s Tuesday. There are 476 days until the presidential election. A sigh of relief in Georgia, Republicans are coming for your medical records and Trump gets a letter from Jack Smith.
It’s Monday. There are 477 days until the presidential election. Sinema ain’t doing so great, RFK Jr. adds antisemitism to his crazy bingo card and eff Joe Manchin to the depths of hell.
Happy Friday! There are 480 days until the presidential election. The crazies hijack the defense bill, Republicans embrace their racism and Dark Brandon raises some serious dough.
It’s Thursday. There are 481 days until the presidential election. HUGE news from the FDA, a strike in Hollywood and Fox gets hit with another brutal lawsuit.
It’s Wednesday. There are 482 days until the presidential election. Joe Manchin has not begun to screw us, Iowa Republicans ban abortion in the middle of the night and Dark Brandon says eff inflation.
It’s Tuesday. There are 483 days until the presidential election. The Saudis give their Donald a golf tournament, an important day in Fulton County and horror in Nebraska.
It’s Monday. There are 484 days until the presidential election. The Axios asshats have the big scoop, a crazy day in January and a TBS tribute to a non-political retirement.
Happy Friday! There are 487 days until the presidential election. Marjorie gets the boot from the buttheads, Elon has a sad and Joey Jobs says eff a recession.
It’s Thursday. There are 488 days until the presidential election. A number to make Ted Cruz pee himself, DOJ appeals a Trump idiot’s ruling and Ohioans have something to say about abortion.
