It’s Wednesday. Happy Flag Day. There are 510 days until the presidential election. E. Jean ain’t done with Orangey, Republicans sure love mass shootings and Pence sorta flips.
It’s Tuesday. There are 511 days until the presidential election. Biden tames inflation, Dark Brandon broke House Republicans and waiting to see if Miami burns.
It’s Monday. There are 512 days until the presidential election. Bill Barr flips, Trump needs a lawyer and the White House celebrates Pride.
Happy Friday! There are 515 days until the presidential election. A big Senate Republican swing and miss, Biden plans his first campaign event and Trump once again talks on tape about committing crimes.
It’s Thursday. There are 516 days until the presidential election. SCOTUS shocksus the crapus out of us, House Republicans ain’t too good at this stuff and Trump finds out he’s a target.
It’s Wednesday. There are 517 days until the presidential election. House Republicans in disarray cray-cray, Big Pharma sues Dark Brandon and CNN ain’t looking too good.
It’s Tuesday. There are 518 days until the presidential election. Republicans change their mind on spending, pro golf sells out to the Saudis and the House GOP whiffs again.
It’s Monday. There are 519 days until the presidential election. CNN is just Fox poo now, Marjorie Taylor Greene gets cold three-toed feet and Chuck Toddon’t let the door hit you on the way out.
Happy Friday. There are 522 days until the presidential election. Elon hates Pride Month, the Senate passes the debt ceiling turd and Joey Jobs does it again.
It’s Thursday. There are 523 days until the presidential election. A presidential campaign to provide comic relief, Dark Brandon stops the GOP from tanking the economy and more Trump tape trouble.
It’s Wednesday. There are 524 days until the presidential campaign. A not-so-surprising defection to Russia, sending love to Rossalyn Carter and waiting to see if Kevin can count.
It’s Tuesday. There are 525 days until the presidential election. Texas actually does something to a criminal, Uganda gets all Floridian and Kevin 15 might have a problem.
