It’s Thursday. It’s also Weed Day, so yay to all who celebrate. There are 565 days until the presidential election. Florida gets crappier, Biden tells McCarthy to eat it and that RFKrazy Jr. really sucks.
It’s Wednesday. There are 566 days until the presidential election. Senate Democrats are jammed, Dark Brandon does some good president stuff and Ron DeSantis isn’t very good at this.
It’s Tuesday. There are 567 days until the presidential election. Oklahoma is not effing OK, Republicans plan to screw us on Judiciary and Fox goes on trial.
It’s Monday. There are 568 days until the presidential election. A judge says no more delays for E. Jean Carroll, House Democrats outraise McCarthy’s morons and Clarence Thomas is really effing corrupt.
Happy Friday. There are 571 days until the presidential election. Republicans love traitors, Clarence’s crazy corruption and stay the eff out of Florida.
It’s Thursday. There are 572 days until the presidential election. Tennessee Republican failure is complete, look who’s back in court and Texas judges hate women.
It’s Wednesday. There are 573 days until the presidential election. Fox has a ‘credibility problem,’ Bragg sues Gym and more good economic news.
It’s Tuesday. There are 574 days until the presidential election. It’s a ‘24 party in Chicago, Senate Dems cower before Clarence and a triumphant return in Nashville.
It’s Monday. There are 575 days until the presidential election. An important re-election announcement, Clarence’s Nazi-loving friend and Texas says it’s legal to murder libs.
Happy Friday! There are 578 days until the presidential election. Clarence Thomas broke the law, Bragg tells Gym Jordan to stuff it and another Dark Brandon jobs report blowout.
It’s Thursday. There are 579 days until the presidential election. Keep your kids away from Kansas Republicans, fascism in Tennessee and Clarence Thomas might just be a corrupt P O S.
It’s Wednesday. There are 580 days until the presidential election. A North Carolina Dem sells us out, Elon Musk really hates America and Trump has a bad day in court, no, not that one.
