It’s Thursday. There are 621 days until the presidential election. Jack Smith and Javanka, Trump returns to the scene of the crime and Dark Brandon(‘s approval rating) rises.
It’s Wednesday. There are 622 days until the presidential election. Virginia makes (good) history, Georgia’s great expectations and gearing up to win in Wisconsin.
It’s Tuesday. There are 623 days until the presidential election. It’s an election day, Tucker Carlson runs the House and a prominent Republican wants a divorce from America.
Happy Friday. There are 627 days until the presidential election. Another Santos-Luna, Rick Scott folks like a cheap suit and holy freaking crap those Fox files are lit.
It’s Thursday. There are 628 days until the presidential election. Matt Gaetz gets away with it, the NYT really hates trans people and Elon really hates working people.
It’s Wednesday. There are 629 days until the presidential election. Elvis ain’t dead in Mississippi, a giant retires from the Senate and the New York Times gets called out.
It’s Tuesday. There are 630 days until the presidential election. Georgia is gonna make some news Thursday, Florida don’t do education so good and Dark Brandon’s judiciary project has a big day.
Happy Friday. There are 634 days until the presidential election. The Tortoise and the No Hair, another Santos in the House and Mike Pence gets a subpoena.
It’s Thursday. There are 635 days until the presidential election. Twitter tried to save a PAB from Chrissy Teigen, Ohio is arresting reporters and Dark Brandon hits the road.
