Happy Friday! There are 599 days until the presidential election. A damn big accomplishment for Dark Brandon, Hunter Biden sues creepy laptop guy and House Republicans go after a widow.
Happy Friday. There are 606 days until the presidential election. Dark Brandon’s jobs rocket keeps rising, Republicans want to shoot it down and how to run for president while banning books about the Holocaust.
It’s Thursday. There are 607 days until the presidential election. Michigan is healing, Tennessee embarrasses itself and Trump wants to give Ukraine to Russia.
It’s Wednesday. There are 608 days until the presidential election. The Capitol police call out McCarthy, more happy fun times from Dominion and the speaker is too afraid to visit Ukraine.
It’s Tuesday. There are 609 days until the presidential election. A Florida a-hole wants the Jan. 6 committee prosecuted, Dark Brandon unveils he will save medicare and what happens when Republicans destroy the economy.
It’s Monday. There are 610 days until the presidential election. Facebook and Google sell out women, Biden heads to Philly this week and a word about Democrats and Fox News.
Happy Friday. There are 613 days until the presidential election. Walgreens can go to hell, Tennessee hates freedom and Gym Jordan doesn’t seem very good at this.
It’s Thursday. There are 614 days until the presidential election. Another scary threat in Michigan, Blinken talks to the Russians and the Oversight chairman needs to apologize to veterans.
It’s Tuesday. There are 616 days until the presidential election. A weird fascist takes over Disney, Fox tried to rig an election and the scummy CPAC slide.
It’s Monday. There are 617 days until the presidential election. Dilbert D-bag has a rough weekend, Republicans level up their racism and FLOTUS wants to run it back.
Happy Friday. There are 620 days until the presidential election. The students are speaking in Florida, another deposition for the orange asshat and Putin’s American allies get louder.
