It’s Wednesday. There are 545 days until the presidential election. Inflation cools, another GOPer is arrested and House Republicans whiff again.
It’s Tuesday. There are 546 days until the presidential election. E. Jean’s jury gets the case, a shock in Texas and Trump is for a national abortion ban.
It’s Monday. There are 547 days until the presidential election. Dick Durbin wants history to do his job for him, another bloody American weekend and Trump is cowardly chickenpoop.
Happy Friday. There are 550 days until the presidential election. Trump’s friends are guilty of seditious conspiracy, that is one damn fine jobs report and ok Clarence Thomas is definitely corrupt.
It’s Thursday. There are 551 days until the presidential election. Herschel Walker might be in trouble, House Republicans give themselves a raise and Clarence Thomas might be corrupt.
It’s Wednesday. There are 552 days until the presidential election. Trump is too chickensh*t to testify, Texas is done with democracy and Ted Cruz pees himself.
It’s Tuesday. There are 553 days until the presidential election. Hollywood goes on strike, the Texas governor is a soulless scumbag and wishing for tougher Senate Dems.
It’s Thursday. There are 558 days until the presidential election. Disney takes on DeScumbag, Montana loses its goddamn mind and a word about E. Jean Carroll and courage.
It’s Wednesday. There are 559 days until the presidential election. John Roberts ain’t worried about Dick, Senate Republicans hate the military and House Rs scramble to screw America.
It’s Tuesday. There are 560 days until the presidential election. A hot summer ahead in Georgia, what McCarthy wants to do to America and Dark Brandon makes it official.
It’s Monday. There are 561 days until the presidential election. SCOTUS kinda sorta does the right thing, Dick Durbin is the worst and a special TBS endorsement.
Happy Friday! There are 564 days until the presidential election. Still laughing at Elon’s horrible day, Republicans are terrified of college kids and a HUGE announcement next week.
