10.9.23 War and bull crap

There are 394 days until the presidential election. TBS is not publishing a full edition today in observance of Indigenous Peoples’ Day. But we felt like we should cuss about what’s happening in the Middle East.

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Adam Parkhomenko & Sam Youngman
October 09, 2023

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. How the fuck do other newsletters not?

Note: Hey there, Sexy Patriots. We’re so sorry to bother you on Indigenous Peoples’ Day (fuck Christopher Columbus and his shit sense of direction), but with this weekend’s events in Israel and Gaza we felt like we should say hi and try to say something smart and profane. Ok then just profane.

This is some ugly scary shit, y’all. And there is some truly evil shit going down. And it feels like the world is coming apart. And Joe Biden is to blame for all of it. WHAT?!!!! TBS, have you lost your gorgeous minds?! Nah we’re just kidding. Can you fucking imagine? Like what kind of sick soulless demon-fucking ghoul would look at what’s happening in the Middle East right now and think to themselves hey you beautiful scumbag maybe I should try to make this about an American election. Oh…

That ain’t even human. We don’t know what it is. But that ain’t human. Look, there is a lot of ugly shit to blame for the ugly shit that’s happening now. But Joe Biden didn’t do that shit. And saying he did is stupid. We realize this might not be the wise and thoughtful geopolitical discussion you’re looking for, but we’re just a cussing newsletter and that’s what we felt like cussing about.

If you pray, pray for peace, pray evil gets what’s coming to it and pray again for peace. Y’all have a blessed day, and we’ll see you back here tomorrow.