Happy Friday. There are 529 days until the presidential election. DeSantis is a Jan. 6er, the words Trump and espionage act go together so well and some Oath Keepers are gonna miss Christmas(es).
It’s Thursday. There are 530 days until the presidential election. Republicans eff up America’s credit score, an infamous Jan. 6er gets what’s coming and finally some Texas drama we can enjoy.
It’s Wednesday. There are 531 days until the presidential election. Texas tries to kill Houston’s democracy, Trump tries a Hail Merrick and hoping like hell Dark Brandon has a plan.
It’s Tuesday. There are 532 days until the presidential election. A Republican admits he’s just trying to hurt Biden’s poll numbers, Amanda Gorman’s poem is banned and a Nazi tries to kill the president.
It’s Monday. There are 533 days until the presidential election. The NAACP warns against Florida, a hot Georgia summer and House Republicans are trying to tank the economy.
Happy Friday. There are 536 days until the presidential election. House Republicans want to wreck the economy, Dark Brandon in Japan and another judicial win for the White House.
It’s Thursday. There are 537 days until the presidential election. House Republicans invite some traitors to testify, America doesn’t trust the Supreme Court and the GOP rallies around George Santos.
It’s Wednesday. There are 538 days until the presidential election. Trying to remember how to say congrats in Florida, ready to win again in the Bluegrass and Democrats are done with Santos.
It’s Tuesday. There are 539 days until the presidential election. A congressman’s office is attacked, Durham found jake shit and it just might be an Election Day in your state.
It’s Monday. There are 540 days until the presidential election. Biden makes the white supremacists mad again, a deranged lunatic has a totally normal Mother’s Day and trying to uphold a veto in North Carolina.
Happy Friday. There are 543 days until the presidential election. An overdue arrest in New York, Trump loses to Biden again and E. Jean might have to sue again.
It’s Thursday. There are 544 days until the presidential election. George Santos has a bad day, Trump is proud of wrecking Roe and a Senate Republican stands with white nationalists.
