Today’s Big Stuff — Independence Day Edition

It’s Tuesday. The Fourth of July. There are 490 days until the presidential election.

Be advised: This newsletter says fuck a lot because it loves America so goddamn much.

Note: Sexy Patriots! Holy cow! Y’all look even sexier and more patriotic today on America’s birthday then ever! And we didn’t even know that was possible! We love a good USA birthday party, but we’re gonna skip the spanking this year as this nation has been through enough lately. Ok maybe just a little.

We’re not gonna do a full newsletter today, but we thought today was a good opportunity to say a great big fucking TBS THANK YOU to you gorgeous freedom fighters. Much like Batman’s, our origin story is awesome and waaaaaay overtold. But y’all know we started this newsletter for a few friends to maintain our sanity during the Trump years. And it just kept growing as more and more Sexy Patriots joined us for some news and some cussing and now we are more than 100,000 strong. We’ve met so many cool fucking people along the way, and we’re just so damn grateful to you all for joining us. There is nobody we’d rather be in this fight for democracy with than you sexy motherfuckers.

We’re going to be announcing some exciting new stuff in the coming days and weeks. And some mundane stuff too just so you don’t get overwhelmed. We’re gearing up to really rock and roll next year and we’re hoping you are too.

So please enjoy your holiday. Yeah we’ve taken some big hits lately and this country is looking wobbly as all hell. There is much to mourn and there is much to remedy. But we’ve still got a fucking thing or two to say about a fucking thing or two and we’re just getting warmed up. This is our country and we have no intention of handing it over to the freakshow.

And if you need a reason to smile today, here’s Lindsey Graham getting booed in his home state for a very long time. We love you, Sexy Patriots! Happy Fourth of July!