Today's Big Stuff 12.15.21

12.15.21

It’s Wednesday. There are 328 days until the midterm elections. We’re back in full swing tomorrow.

Be advised: This newsletter cusses a lot, spells stuff wrong and is heavily modicated today. 

Note: Hey there, sexy patriots! We’re sorry to say that we’re still on the injured reserve list for another day. Yeah, our doctors told us to take it easy and try not to hurt ourselves. And these are real doctors; not like Ronnie Jackson or Rand Paul or some shit. They’d probably tell us to go ahead and put out a newsletter and then drink rat poison. What sick assholes. Why would they tell us to drink rat poison?

We did want to take a quick second to say thank you for all your kind notes yesterday. You reminded us that we’ve really built an amazing community here at TBS, and you made Uncle Sam’s heart grow like the Grinch’s except it was his gallbladder and that sonofabitch had to come out before it blew up. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you for your support, your well wishes and your patience. We’ll see you tomorrow. Love y’all!