Today's Big Stuff 10.11.21

10.11.21

It’s Monday. There are 22 days until this year’s elections and 393 days until the midterm elections.

Note: Sooooooo… we screwed up. We thought today was Columbus Day. And we were all like well fuck that genocidal piece of shit we’ll just work all day and show his scummy ass that we don’t honor him. And then President Joe Biden went and became the first president to recognize Indigenous People’s Day and we were all like well goddamnit we actually do want to honor that. So, sexy patriots, we’re gonna take the rest of the day off and treat this like the proper holiday that it (now) is. We hope y’all don’t mind. But we’re guessing y’all figured this out way quicker than we did. So y’all have a great Indigenous People’s Day, and we’ll see you back here tomorrow for a full TBS experience. Except you, Columbus. We don’t want your stank ass reading us and claiming you discovered Politico Playbook. More: CNN

Note two: Just FYI we’ve heard Playbook loves Columbus and really mass murderers of all kinds. But you didn’t hear that from us. Have a great day! Love y’all!

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