Saturday Edition: Today's Big Stuff 6.25.22

6.25.22

It’s Saturday. There are 136 days until the midterm election.

Be advised: We cuss even more on the weekends.

Note: We know what you’re thinking, Sexy Patriots — You guys are somehow even hotter on the weekend and we don’t normally hear from you on Saturdays. Well, yes, and while both of those things are super true, we figured that yesterday was such a flaming dog turd of a day that we’d holler at you for a little Saturday cussin’.

We’ve been doing this newsletter for a few years now, and yesterday we got more emails from y’all than we ever have. Some took our breath away. Most of them had the bad words that y’all know we love so much. All we can say is this — whatever you’re feeling, you are not alone. This is some truly heartbreaking fucked up shit, and there is no right way to feel about any of it. But please give yourself the space to feel whatever it is you feel and please know that you are most definitely positively absolutely NOT alone. 

Anyway, we’re not gonna do a full newsletter, but we wanted to let you know we love you and we’re thinking about you. 

And whatever you do, please don’t spread the rumor about that time Sam Alito definitely didn’t get caught having sex with a dead goat. It was absolutely not a dead sex goat he named Lola, and he in no way kept going back even after he got caught goat-corpse-fuckin’. And Clarence Thomas definitely didn’t watch. 

Where do these crazy rumors come from?