Happy Friday. There are 172 days until the general election. Dark Brandon goes dank, a word about House Republicans and our SCOTUS is basically the gosh dang QAnon Shaman.
It’s Thursday. There are173 days until the general election. We’ve got a debate schedule, SCOTUS does something not horrible and the economy is freaking rolling.
It’s Wednesday. There are 174 days until the general election. A sad update on a former president we actually love, Michael Cohen signals the end and let’s effing go in Maryland.
It’s Tuesday. There are 175 days until the general election. It was Melania all along, Andy Beshear talks abortion and some good-ish news out of Arizona.
It’s Monday. There are 176 days until the general election. Justice for the Pelosis, Clarence Thomas is a whiner (and a scumbag) and Michael Cohen takes the stand.
Happy Friday. There are 179 days until the general election. Dr. Feelgood is being investigated, two idiots fight about vaccines and a heartfelt thank you to Stormy.
It’s Thursday. There are 180 days until the general election. Biden gets tough with Bibi, MAGA Mike survives Marge and Georgia pisses us off.
It’s Wednesday. There are 181 days until the general election. Rikers is ready for Trump, House Republicans plan to interfere with investigations and “Judge” Cannon screws us all.
It’s Tuesday. There are 182 days until the general election. A Republican actually does the right thing, the White House ain’t cool with dog killers and Orangey gets a big ol’ surprise.
It’s Monday. There are 183 days until the general election. Biden pauses arms to Israel, Republicans don’t do election results anymore and Trump is really flirting with jail.
Happy Friday. There are 186 days until the general election. The Biden economy keeps rolling, Kristi Noem is not good at politics and congratulations to Nancy Pelosi.
It’s Thursday. There are 187 days until the general election. Arizona finally does the right thing, two years since we found out Roe was going down and Trump won’t accept the election results unless he wins.